prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

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onceandfuturenerd:

greaterblogston:

luna-october:

When I met Clint McElroy, a bunch of people were lining up to see him. He didn’t want to be in the way of the next panel, so he gestured to us all and said “follow me, my apostles” 

Then, when it was my turn, I shook his hand and said what an honor it was to meet him and he said “ah no, the next time you meet me, it’ll be a disappointment” 

I met Clint very briefly at PodCon 2 and man…like warmth and genuine kindness just radiates off of him. He’s the real deal. It’s no wonder his sons are so awesome, really. 

Can confirm.

froody:

froody:

all species of conch look utterly suspicious and vaguely terrified their entire lives

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wnveevnw:

mycowboyhat:

neo-soulless:

monobored:

localstarboy:

I’m so mad I watched this šŸ˜‚

where is her nobel prize

Strong Tina vibes

asmr

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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.”

Robot: “I am already very funny.”

Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny as a result of your whole… thing. The voice. The deadpan delivery. It’s funny, but it’s not a joke you’re telling.”

Robot: “I do not need to tell jokes. I can always make people laugh when I want them to.”

Human: “That isn’t going to work forever! Eventually it’ll stop being funny when you say chimi—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “God. Ahahaha. Fuck. Okay, yeah, that’s always going to be hilarious. Still, I think you sh—“

Robot: “CHIMICHANGAS.”

Human: “Stop! I’m—hic!—I’m going to—hic!—I cant breathe! Why do you say it like that?!”

Human: “Please never get your vocal files updated. If you ever learn how to say ‘chimichangas’ normally it’ll be a damn crime against nature. The day you download a patch for that is gonna be the saddest day of my entire fucking life.”

Robot: “We met when I retrieved your husband’s corpse from a frozen river.”

Human: “Yeah. Your point being…?”